27 okt. 2007

Det flygande spaghettimonstret

Efter ha varit inne på Fatlies och läst om 'Observationell forskning' så slog det mig, då jag kände igen diagrammet, att jag har faktiskt inte skrivit ett enda ord om 'Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'! Mysko - jag har personligen varit en spagnostiker i många år nu, och är en mycket övertygad, frälst individ. (Kan man förresten vara det om man är en agnostiker?)
För er som först nu i livet blir berörda av hans "noodly appendage" så önskar jag er mycket nöjesam läsning, nästan i stil med Monty Pythons 'Life of Brian'.

Bakgrunden

I juni 2005 skickade Henderson ett öppet brev till utbildningsstyrelsen i Kansas. Han presenterade där en alternativ teori för Intelligent design, nämligen att universum och allt levande skapades av ett flygande spaghettimonster. Han begärde formellt att FSM ska undervisas i skolan tillsammans med både intelligent design och "logiska slutsatser baserade på överväldigande observerbara bevis" (det vill säga evolution). Han hävdade vidare att om detta inte respekterades, skulle han vara tvungen att vidta rättsliga åtgärder.

(Källa. Jag har lagt till en länk i citatet.)

Brevet...

I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design.

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

It is for this reason that I’m writing you today, to formally request that this alternative theory be taught in your schools, along with the other two theories. In fact, I will go so far as to say, if you do not agree to do this, we will be forced to proceed with legal action. I’m sure you see where we are coming from. If the Intelligent Design theory is not based on faith, but instead another scientific theory, as is claimed, then you must also allow our theory to be taught, as it is also based on science, not on faith.

Some find that hard to believe, so it may be helpful to tell you a little more about our beliefs. We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it. We have several lengthy volumes explaining all details of His power. Also, you may be surprised to hear that there are over 10 million of us, and growing. We tend to be very secretive, as many people claim our beliefs are not substantiated by observable evidence. What these people don’t understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.

I’m sure you now realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory. It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia. I cannot stress the importance of this enough, and unfortunately cannot describe in detail why this must be done as I fear this letter is already becoming too long. The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don’t.

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.

In conclusion, thank you for taking the time to hear our views and beliefs. I hope I was able to convey the importance of teaching this theory to your students. We will of course be able to train the teachers in this alternate theory. I am eagerly awaiting your response, and hope dearly that no legal action will need to be taken. I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.

Sincerely Yours,

Bobby Henderson, concerned citizen.

P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of Him creating a mountain, trees, and a midget. Remember, we are all His creatures.

(Källa.)

Mer läsning

Wikipedia(eng) om 'Flying Spaghetti Monster'
Videobevis från tyskland


För övrigt har upphovsmannen, Bobby Henderson sagt andra kloka saker:

"Religious Warfare: Killing people over who has the best invisible friend"


Vilket är så klokt i sig, att jag lägger till det som motto på bloggen tills vidare.



//Zac

3 kommentarer:

  1. Underbart! Det finns bara en gud. FSM!

    SvaraRadera
  2. Tja det är ju en kul grej, men klokt?
    Knappast.
    Han hade gjort en mycket starkare ståndpunkt om han genomarbetat det hela lite mer, eller snarare mycket mer, om man är det minsta insatt i religoner (troende eller ej) så inser man snabbt att Henderson bara har skrapat på ytan. (trots allt, alla stora religoner har funnits i långt över tusen år)
    FSM (är visserligen bara parodisk) men kommer knappast att finnas i mycket mer än tio år, ta hellre en titt på Bernard Russels verk.

    En som är insatt

    SvaraRadera
  3. Jag tycker nog tvärtom emot dig, "du som är insatt". Med mycket, mycket enkla penseldrag så målar Henderson över och klär av tusentals år av religiös hänförelse och strippar även effektivt de senaste årens dumheter i form av "intelligent design". Fantastiskt och så sarkastiskt att man bara måste imponeras.

    Bernard Russel förknippar jag personligen mest med hans protester mot kapprustningen, bl a tillsammans med Einstein, och hans humanistiska och moderna inställning vad gällde kriget. Kanske måste jag uppdatera mig lite... :o)


    //Zac

    SvaraRadera

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